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[weiyingdown]

Wei Wuxian 魏无羡
20s / M / Gusu

It's shocking, it's unthinkable! The menacing and terrible Yiling Patriarch who strikes fear into all those that see him has been utterly defeated! The victor of the battle is none other than the powerful Hanguang-Jun, the most handsome cultivator to ever walk the face of this earth or any other. Though their fierce battle raged on, in the end, the Yiling Patriarch was overcome by Hanguang-Jun's indomitable strength and mighty sword. It's only natural that the Yiling Patriarch would lose miserably in the face of such awesome strength. The benevolent, god-like Hanguang-Jun definitely didn't seize him, tie him up so that he couldn't resist, and drag him back home with him. What a scary man!

Married, but more than happy to go for drinks ♥

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Comments

[laughitoff]

i'm ALWAYS on the menu, shixiong! i'm a most popular dish!

[weiyingdown]

I didn't realize Lan Zhan had turned into a carnivore. I'm sure it goes without saying, but I hope he handles the spice without any trouble.

[laughitoff]

;OOOOOOOOOOOOO

[...]

hey

hey

hey

hey

hey

[weiyingdown]

[his phone keeps buzzing with every "hey", which is how he fumbles it and sends a keysmash and a photo of half his hand]

hlriedlkmdv
I got it after the first hey!
what is it?

[laughitoff]

we're boyfriends

[weiyingdown]

yes

[since Wei-shidi was opposed to marriage but is still Involved with Lan Wangji to some degree, the term...fits...]


wait
did you JUST decide that

[laughitoff]

WHY ARE YOU NOT EVEN A LITTLE SURPRISED

[weiyingdown]

WHAT ELSE WAS I SUPPOSE TO THINK YOU WERE

[laughitoff]

i don't know! have you thought that's what we were all along!?

[weiyingdown]

"together" more than "boyfriends"
people kept asking if Lan Zhan was my boyfriend and I would tell them he was my husband
and girls in movies always want their crush to be their boyfriend if they don't want to marry him
so
anyways congratulations on your boyfriend

[laughitoff]

thanks i'm really proud of him

it was his idea actually

[weiyingdown]

[there is a pause while he texts little lan zhan]

he has great ideas, you should keep him

[laughitoff]

i plan to! so don't get any ideas!

[weiyingdown]

it's too late, I already have plenty of ideas! so don't give me a chance to enact any of them

[laughitoff]

ヽ(ｏ`皿′ｏ)ﾉ

[weiyingdown]

˘\_( õ ‹3 ó)_/˘

[laughitoff]

i won't!

[weiyingdown]

I am very glad to hear it. should I help you woo him so he's harder to steal away?

[laughitoff]

THAT'S THE OPPOSITE OF HELPING! I'LL THROW YOU IN THE FOUNTAIN!

[weiyingdown]

I have valuable information you're rejecting!!!!!!!

[laughitoff]

i know perfectly well how to woo!!!

[weiyingdown]

I had a really good one though!

[laughitoff]

fine tell me

[weiyingdown]

Lan Zhan mentioned he was a little homesick a while ago
he mentioned not hearing the morning bells specifically!
obviously you can't take him back home, but you could be creative with that
to show you're thinking about him

[laughitoff]

[........................................]

dammit you're good