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[weiyingdown]

Wei Wuxian 魏无羡
20s / M / Gusu

It's shocking, it's unthinkable! The menacing and terrible Yiling Patriarch who strikes fear into all those that see him has been utterly defeated! The victor of the battle is none other than the powerful Hanguang-Jun, the most handsome cultivator to ever walk the face of this earth or any other. Though their fierce battle raged on, in the end, the Yiling Patriarch was overcome by Hanguang-Jun's indomitable strength and mighty sword. It's only natural that the Yiling Patriarch would lose miserably in the face of such awesome strength. The benevolent, god-like Hanguang-Jun definitely didn't seize him, tie him up so that he couldn't resist, and drag him back home with him. What a scary man!

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[weiyingdown]

just the first time. he dragged me and lil' apple to gusu, and then once we started traveling he was dragging me back to whichever inn we stayed at

[laughitoff]

[wait]

what's a lil' apple

[weiyingdown]

lil' apple is my donkey

[laughitoff]

how did you wind up with a donkey

[weiyingdown]

it just kind of happened

[laughitoff]

wow

why did you stop running?

[weiyingdown]

lil' apple is a perfectly good donkey

we needed to split up! Lan Zhan had to go find a suspicious person and I needed to take Jin Ling back to an inn and look at a curse. I didn't want Lan Zhan to overthink it, so I told him I'd be back. after that I found out that he already knew who I really was and still hadn't locked me up.

there wasn't much of a point in running off when I knew he would only come and find me again and again, so I stopped bothering.

[laughitoff]

[he can put together a lot of it; his older self had been pulled into a forced summoning, woken up in a body not his own, completely without ties to the Yiling Patriarch. he'd wished to leave whatever territory he was in -- with Lan Wangji and the Jins roaming, it was near at least one of the great sects -- and avoid exposure as himself. Lan Wangji had known his identity anyway, and --

"I will protect you," Lan Wangji had said to him yesterday, drunk. Lan Zhan had kept him close to do so, hadn't he?

fuck.

none of this is even touching how he feels looking at the tiny phone screen and seeing his nephew's name.]

i'm sure lil' apple is a perfectly good donkey, but are you a perfectly good donkey owner?

[yes. this is definitely the appropriate and mature response that addresses everything here]

[weiyingdown]

that donkey is spoiled rotten! almost as much as the rabbits! beautiful maidens from the lan sect some and feed them every day!

[laughitoff]

the lan sect really has maidens? they're real????

[weiyingdown]

they're really real! I've seen one myself. even though she ran off after, she was definitely not an illusion. Lan Zhan confirmed it.

[laughitoff]

[hey, why the fuck am I inferring that you and your wife live in the Cloud Recesses, anyway, is another possible question, except he doesn't want to ask it. Wei Wuxian had confirmed he married someone he knew in his first life, which automatically rules out any of the fabled Lan maidens. therefore, his mind goes to an actually reasonable possibility here: he's just not welcome in Lotus Pier even in his second life, anymore, and neither is anyone intimately connected to him.]

ah, i'm learning so much today...shixiong is really furthering my education...

[weiyingdown]

[not an unreasonable assumption to make, given the circumstances surrounding his death. more reasonable than marrying a Lan maiden at least.]

that's what shixiong is here for. I have the answers to all of your questions!

except the one you originally texted me about, but that's Lan Zhan's fault for not telling me

[laughitoff]

and except for telling me who anyone marries

[weiyingdown]

there are only two married people who are off limits

almost everyone you know is unmarried still, why don't you ask about them instead?

[laughitoff]

[pppppppppause]

i wasn't fishing. you and lan zhan both gave me good reasons not to ask after that any more.

[weiyingdown]

I didn't think you were fishing. you would have done a better job of it if you were

I thought you might be curious about something you hadn't asked about yet. I was giving you an opening!

[laughitoff]

[after a very long time]

how is jiang cheng?

[weiyingdown]

he's...

[another pause]

not too bad. he hasn't changed much

okay he might be a little angrier than he used to be

but other than that he's pretty much the same! I haven't seen him in a while, but Jin Ling said he was doing well the last time we spoke.

I think he got a dog

or spread rumors that he got a dog to keep me from visiting as much

I haven't visited since I heard the rumors but that's just a coincidence

[laughitoff]

[stares very blankly at his phone for a while]

good

not the dog part or the angrier part

but the rest is good

[weiyingdown]

[has to set his phone down for a second and rub at his face, tired. why are emotions hard]

it's still awkward. but he's alive, healthy, and doing well.

[laughitoff]

what about jin ling?

[weiyingdown]

how should I put it? he's grown up quite a bit within the last year. he used to be quite the spoiled little brat, but he's become so reliable in such a short amount of time.

[laughitoff]

who raised him? how did you even meet him?

[weiyingdown]

Jin Guangyao and Jiang Cheng raised him. he grew up in Carp Tower, but you can tell from his personality alone that Jiang Cheng raised him.

we met by chance during a night hunt. he recognized me as Mo Xuanyu, and things happened from there.