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[weiyingdown]

Wei Wuxian 魏无羡
20s / M / Gusu

It's shocking, it's unthinkable! The menacing and terrible Yiling Patriarch who strikes fear into all those that see him has been utterly defeated! The victor of the battle is none other than the powerful Hanguang-Jun, the most handsome cultivator to ever walk the face of this earth or any other. Though their fierce battle raged on, in the end, the Yiling Patriarch was overcome by Hanguang-Jun's indomitable strength and mighty sword. It's only natural that the Yiling Patriarch would lose miserably in the face of such awesome strength. The benevolent, god-like Hanguang-Jun definitely didn't seize him, tie him up so that he couldn't resist, and drag him back home with him. What a scary man!

Married, but more than happy to go for drinks ♥

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Comments

[weiyingdown]

I'm currently alive, thank you very much

[laughitoff]

you know what i meant

wow i need a drink so badly

[weiyingdown]

I know what you meant but I can assure you it's different. ...I need a drink too. why is talking about this such a pain

[laughitoff]

because you don't want to sabotage a happy ending for yourself

admit it, gege, you have a soft spot for me

[weiyingdown]

I never said I didn't have a soft spot for you, didi

[laughitoff]

just to be totally sure this also isn’t a thing where I go in a full circle through time and end up marrying myself right

[weiyingdown]

EW GROSS NO

I wish I could unsee that image

I take it back, the soft spot is gone

[laughitoff]

look i just had to be sure

it's been such a weird week

i don't want to marry you ever, calm down

[weiyingdown]

I am perfectly calm! aside from being offended at the question! that can't be your best guess

while I can agree that you're perfectly attractive I think we can also both agree that we're not each other's type

[laughitoff]

it's not my best guess! but when you think about it . . . isn't it kind of sad that we're not our own type?

[weiyingdown]

people who want someone just like them are narcissists

[we're not unpacking self-hatred via text]

[laughitoff]

ouch

it's also not jiang cheng, right, i preemptively choose to believe it isn't but i want to get all the worst options out of the way first

[weiyingdown]

also gross, also no

if you're just going down the list you'll hit it eventually, but I would like to point out that isn't exactly how I was hoping you would reach the correct answer

[laughitoff]

is it lan qiren

[now he is just tormenting them both]

[weiyingdown]

I'm not going to answer if you're not even trying

[laughitoff]

you weren't going to answer at all anyway

is this what you thought i was going to make fun of?

[weiyingdown]

sort of

I was expecting more "I'd never marry a man!" and "you married HIM?"

[laughitoff]

sorry to disappoint

i really don't know who it is though

[weiyingdown]

no, this is, you know, better than expected. so that's fine

[laughitoff]

all right

good...talk?

[weiyingdown]

...good talk.

[laughitoff]

thanks

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leaves him unblocked '-']