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[weiyingdown]

Wei Wuxian 魏无羡
20s / M / Gusu

It's shocking, it's unthinkable! The menacing and terrible Yiling Patriarch who strikes fear into all those that see him has been utterly defeated! The victor of the battle is none other than the powerful Hanguang-Jun, the most handsome cultivator to ever walk the face of this earth or any other. Though their fierce battle raged on, in the end, the Yiling Patriarch was overcome by Hanguang-Jun's indomitable strength and mighty sword. It's only natural that the Yiling Patriarch would lose miserably in the face of such awesome strength. The benevolent, god-like Hanguang-Jun definitely didn't seize him, tie him up so that he couldn't resist, and drag him back home with him. What a scary man!

Married, but more than happy to go for drinks ♥

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[weiyingdown]

I can do that

if I don't then feel free to hit me or something

[laughitoff]

[hHHHHUUUUUFFffffffffffffffff]

ok

[laughitoff]

[as a peace offering:]

i was going to ask if you also liked kissing men or if i've just been possessed by some kind of mistletoe yao

[weiyingdown]

I happen to love kissing men, one more so than others

that was serious in case my tone didn't come across

[laughitoff]

YOU COULD HAVE MENTIONED THIS AT ANY POINT

[weiyingdown]

I honestly didn't think you'd believe me if I told you. Isn't knowing it yourself first better than just having me tell you?

[laughitoff]

NO

[weiyingdown]

I'll keep that in mind for future revelations. is now a good time to mention that I married a man

[laughitoff]

I KNEW IT COULDN'T HAVE BEEN THAT I FORGOT A MAIDEN I KNEW

WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

[weiyingdown]

I'M ONLY LIKE THIS BECAUSE YOU WERE LIKE THIS FIRST

[laughitoff]

AAAARRRGHHHHH

AM I STILL NOT ALLOWED TO ASK WHO IT IS

[weiyingdown]

no
what am I going to do if you don't like my husband????
i'm not ready for that conversation yet

[laughitoff]

i know so many more men than maidens

i'm going to have a qi deviation and die of curiosity

[weiyingdown]

don't make it sound like I'm bullying you!
i really do want you to like him

[laughitoff]

if i already know him, doesn't it stand to reason i probably already like him? unless this is something really out there and i fell in love with, i don't know, lianfang-zun or something

[weiyingdown]

EW GROSS NO

besides, in addition to being the source of half of my problems, he's dead

[laughitoff]

i don't know being dead didn't stop YOU from getting married

[weiyingdown]

I'm currently alive, thank you very much

[laughitoff]

you know what i meant

wow i need a drink so badly

[weiyingdown]

I know what you meant but I can assure you it's different. ...I need a drink too. why is talking about this such a pain

[laughitoff]

because you don't want to sabotage a happy ending for yourself

admit it, gege, you have a soft spot for me

[weiyingdown]

I never said I didn't have a soft spot for you, didi

[laughitoff]

just to be totally sure this also isn’t a thing where I go in a full circle through time and end up marrying myself right

[weiyingdown]

EW GROSS NO

I wish I could unsee that image

I take it back, the soft spot is gone

[laughitoff]

look i just had to be sure

it's been such a weird week

i don't want to marry you ever, calm down